Excited, flattered and flummoxed by the sudden incursion of invitations by local marketing groups who now consider me "press," I find myself in quite an odd predicament. Would I like to attend a cooking demonstration by a first-class chef and get a taste of the finished product? To quote my friend Dani "You're damned skippy!" My eyes light up and my mouth salivates just thinking about it. Only then, I find myself stammering "but, but, but..."