Of all the bugs in the wild, wild world, spiders are the crawlies I hate the most (cockroaches are a close second). Just seeing pictures like these give me intense "heebie-jeebies" that cause full-body shudders and uncontrollable itching.
Even worse, I know these hairy, eight-legged monsters are in my house and unless I throw a massive hissy-fit with spittle flying, arms waving and screaming at very high decibels...John will leave the nasty arachnids to their own devices rather then smashing them into harmless goo as they ought to be.
All of you spider-savers out there can "go pee up a rope" as my father used to say. Like every other insect that can, spiders bite me and there is no way I am "okay" with letting them live in my apartment. The superstitious among you might believe killing spiders is bad luck...I DON'T CARE! I promise I won't break any mirrors, okay?
So after all the spider images, I see this....
Can someone please tell me, what the hell is that? Otherwise I am just going to chalk it up to a miniature alien invasion...and I don't want that in my house either!